1、Got into the gene pool while lifeguard wasn't watching.
他肯定是趁着救生员不备，跳进基因池。
2、A room temperature IQ.
IQ和室温一样高。
3、During evolution, his ancestors were in the control group.
进化时，他的祖先肯定是当权者。（意思是要不是走后门，他怎么有机会进化成人）
4、He has two brains; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
他有两个大脑，一个丢了，另一个去找了。
5、If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
如果他再笨点，就要一周给他浇两次水了（把他当作植物看待）
6、Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; but he just gargled.
别人畅饮智慧之泉，他只是拿来漱口。
7、It takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.
他要花一个半小时来观察一小时。
8、He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achievethem.
他给自己设定的标准很低，但每次还是达不到。
9、If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.
如果你用一分钱买他的想法，你还能拿到找零的。（change在这里是零钱的意思）
